Little John:

You're just not going to beleive this one. I know that you just
simply will *not* lend credence to it. You're going to think that I
am playing a practical joke on you, but I swear, I could never come
up with anything this good. Nobody could. If this were fiction, no
one would believe it. They wouldn't be able to suspend their
disbelief, and would throw the book aside in disgust or ennui.

You will find below a "Knowledge Report" from one Matthew Veenker,
variously known as Matthead, Meathead, Veenker-the-Peenker, Little
Peenky (no relation to you, of course), and other, less flattering
names. You will recall that he was the idiot who was the convening
authority on the Great Endless Comm Ev That Never Was. Check your
documents.

We lost sight of him for a while after that.

Well--HE'S HERE IN NASHVILLE! Part of the whole "D-A MCDONALD"
circus going on over in Metro Center. (They tend to stick with the
same tight band of robots, don't they?) But if you think *that's*
good, you don't know a farthing. Read on.

The document included herein is Veenker's SIGNED ADMISSION,
presented in the form of a Knowledge Report, that he INTERCEPTED
U.S. MAIL NOT ADDRESSED TO HIM, AND HAS NOW FORWARDED THE OBSTRUCTED
MAIL TO IJC!

And it was mail from Stephen Mitchell backing up the evidence in my
reports on DM! (ROT F***ing FLMAO!)

How did I come by this? All right. If you've recovered from the last
two paragraphs, I'll tell you. But have oxygen nearby:

    HE SENT A COPY OF THE REPORT TO STEPHEN MITCHELL!

I can't keep typing. I have to go. I have tears streaming down my
face.

I believe Stephen is filing a complaint with the postal authorities
very soon.

LRH said the criminal is basically stupid. I had no idea.

                                            Randy

P.S.--The stupid little dweeb STILL can't get my name right!
Alter-is and the Degraded Being!

P.P.S.--The date on the document is, of course, the date he wrote
it, which was last week. I just got this FAXed to me from Stephen.

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Int Justice Chief
                                                    17 June  96

PO I Matthew Veenker

                                            cc: LC  CCI
                                            cc: Stephen Mitchell

                            KNOWLEDGE REPORT
                            STEPHEN MITCHELL

    I intercepted the attached "KR" from Stephen Mitchell, which he
had mailed to Celebrity Centre Nashville "Attn HCO Area Sec."

    This KR is inaccurate in that it claims John Randall MacDonald
was declared for requesting a reference, when in fact MacDonald's
list of crimes against the Church is long and well-documented. These
details are fully described in the SP Declare issue on MacDonald.

    Further, Stephen has enclosed his Doubt announcement disavowing
by name and and post title Scientologists in good standing, clearly
committing the Suppressive Act of "Public disavowal of Scientology
or Scientologists in good standing with Scientology organizations."

    Stephen's attempt to mail his "KR" to Celebrity Centre Nashville
(and I assume to other Churches as well) is obviously a direct
attempt to enturbulate other Scientology activities instead of
clearing up his own upsets and confusions on correct comm lines with
authorized Ethics and Qual terminals.

                                    This is true,

                                    (signature)

                                    PO1 Matthew Veenker